Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
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Santa Banta Jokes
Santa: I kiss
my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
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Santa aur Machhali
SANTA FISAL KR TAALAB M GIR GYA .ACHANAK US K
e HATH M EK MACHHALI AA GYI TO SANTA NE USE BAHAR FEK DIYA OR BOLA MUJHE TO TAIRNA NHI AATA H KAM SE KAM TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE.
Submit By-Mr. Ramesh
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World's Laughter Day SMS
Santa: Aaj muze maar padi.
Banta: Kyo?
Santa: Sharmaji ka Beta kho gaya.
Banta: Phir?
Santa: Maine kaha, Google pe dhundo
Aur mil gaya to download kar lo !!
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Public to Santa:
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
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Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.
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