Santa and Police


Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?
Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa
Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?
Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar

Related Posts:

  • sms funny messages "Meaningful Sentence Written On Women's Foot Wear :.........50% Off... If purchased within 10 minutes..!!!" top sms funny messages … Read More
  • A student grabbed a coin,Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie.If it stands on the edge I’ll study: … Read More
  • jokes sms in hindi Paresh Rawal style:Sula de re deva,sula deYee..Mere ko nai re deva,mere dost koyee..Hamesha k liye nai re deva,aj rat k liye Good Night. … Read More
  • funny text message "A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..So,What Did Santa Do.???Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says'No More Tears'..!!" funny text message jokes collection … Read More
  • FACEBUK ADDICTION FACEBUK ADDICTION;-)Dad writes on son's wall"son,how hv u been?ur mom & i m fineV miss u a loTPlz Trun off ur Pc & come down:-P … Read More