4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.
Man: Hello BV: Jan I’m in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
Man: Han theek hy Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.
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