Funny sms

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof  kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
Tuesday, April 17, 2012Unknown

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