Very Funny

Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy: kuch nahi hoga
Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai
Guy (lending a ear…tense): ab kaho.
Girl: tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai.

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