Santa and Jeeto
were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto
with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
Santa and Jeeto
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