Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye.
Pati aur 3 ticket
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