Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the
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Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?
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Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki
bemari hai
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Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
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(ek hafte ke baad)
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