Can kiss without touch

Boy: i can kiss u without touch u,
Girl: Impossible
Boy: lagi 50-50,ki bet
Girl: Ok
then boy kissed her,
Girl: hay u touch me,
Boy: le 50 rs.tu jeet gayi.

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