A woman in our diet club was lamenting


A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she hadgained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, shereported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, shekept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself.One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went onto tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew herhusband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he foundout.

She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"

Related Posts:

  • Silly Quotes IDIOMS RELOADED:1. Money is not Everything: There are credit Cards too.2. Love Animals: They are Tasty.3. Save Water: Drink Juices.4. Study is Healthy: Leave it for the Sicks.5. Books are Holy: Don't Touch Them.6. No Noise… Read More
  • I had the toughest time of my life. I had the toughest time of my life.First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I wasrecovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.Then they gave me hypodermics.Appendicitis wa… Read More
  • A woman in our diet club was lamenting A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she hadgained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, shereported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, shekept staring at the … Read More
  • Facebook Addiction BestBreakup..Girl: I Hate U Get Lost...I Don't Wanna Talk To YouThis Relationship Iz Ovr...Boy: What Happnd?I Didn't Hook Up With Any GirlI Love Only You.....Girl: Shut UpI Don't Wanna Be With YouYou Didn't 'Like' My St… Read More
  • A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he lookedstunning, he felt … Read More