A woman in our diet club was lamenting


A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she hadgained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, shereported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, shekept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself.One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went onto tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew herhusband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he foundout.

She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"

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