Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge? Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.
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pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa
kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.
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Chand sa chehra
Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):
Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...
Chehra dekte hi husband bola:
Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
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Sms and ring tone
Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
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Biwi and TV
Jitne channel Tv ke,Utne nakhre Biwi ke,Tv chalta hai remote se,Biwi chalta hai Note se.
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