Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho!
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Doctor:
is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
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Patient: nahi doctor.
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Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari
khaandaani hai. aapke daadaaji
se shuru hui
hai.
Patient: bach gaya!!!
tab aap yeh operation mere
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