Girl: Dua karo main Fail ho jaon..


Girl: Dua karo mainFail ho jaon..
Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu ne kaha hai ke..
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE Aur
Fail Ho gayi to Shadi karva doon ga!!

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