Ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty ke ghar jata hai


Ek bar 1 ladka apniaunty ke ghar jata hai.
Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gayi hai tum GUDDU ke pass so jao.
Boy- nahi Aunty.. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon.
Next mrng a hot girl brings tea 4 him.
Boy asks- tum kaun ho?
Girl- main GUDDU.. Aap kaun?
BOY- Main GADHA, ULLU ka PATTHA!!

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