Doctor aur Patient fun
Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki
bemari hai
Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?
Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
Kus samay bad----
Mareez : doctor sab a dawai&nb…Read More
Doctor patient and Vmpire
Patient: Doctor,
mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..
Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.
Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?
Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed…Read More
Patient and Doctor fun
Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya
Doctor: e to mar gaya..
Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola?
Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu. …Read More
Doctor and patient funny sms
Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor necancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.Doctor: gabraao nahi... agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge.…Read More
Doctor and Nurse
Nurse: udhaas kyu
baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha
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