Brother Sister Funny Sms

UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: hey! hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: Yes! who r u?
HE: Tera bhai.. ruk kamini ghar ata hun teri dhulai karne.

Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! do u have a BF?
SHE: ohh! no no i dont have.. who r u?
HE: Im ur BF cheat u broke mah heart.
SHE: Oh Darling sorry i thought u r my brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera bhai hi hu..
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai tu nahi bachegi!