Beti: Papa mere mobileme kisine “I Love u” Ka msg bheja hai
Dad: Aisa msg kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye
Jiska hai use wapasbhej de!!
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Girlfriends status
Girlfriends status..
I wonder what my future husband is doing.
Boyfriend posted:
I am commenting on ur status…!!
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2nd way
Pappu said to girl: I
love u.
but the girl replied: sorry, i love someone else.
Pappu in sad mood looked at the girl n said:
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bataun teri maa ko??
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Love is forever
A dead boy was taken to heaven.
God was shocked to see has heartbeats.
Boy Replied: Only am dead but my lover still lives in my heart.
&
The boy was sent to hell for overacting…Read More
Very Funny
Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy: kuch nahi hoga
Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome keh…Read More
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
Boy: Marry me
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but
Girl: No but. u have nothing.. How can i marry u.?? Leave please!!
Boy: (talk to himself…Read More