Beti: Papa mere mobileme kisine “I Love u” Ka msg bheja hai
Dad: Aisa msg kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye
Jiska hai use wapasbhej de!!
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pinki and pappu funny jokes
Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!!
Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu.
Pinki- Kaise!!
Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane..
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girl and boy and ?
Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge.
Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge.
Girlfrnd: Kyu?
Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.
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sms on boy
Brilliant Boy went to girl home with a rose to propose her.
He pressed calling bell.
But her Dad opened the door
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Boy: Uncle Please Support ANNA HAZARE
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Machchar says,
Lady drinking coke,
machchar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machchar says MAA
Lady asks why did you call me MAA?
Machchar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon… MAA
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Can kiss without touch
Boy: i can kiss u without touch u,
Girl: Impossible
Boy: lagi 50-50,ki bet
Girl: Ok
then boy kissed her,
Girl: hay u touch me,
Boy: le 50 rs.tu jeet gayi.
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