Why Santa Laugh

Banta:-santatere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.
Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaatahai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.

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