Santa at maisur palace


Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola, 

"sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola, 

"are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga." 

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