Good News For Santa !

Santa:are Maa ,ek achchi khabar hai . Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!

santa ki Maa: achha jaldi bata , beta Hua hai ya beti?

Santa: are nahi Maa, tumhaari bahu ne Doosri Shaadi karli !!

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