Banta's Deaner on Santa Home



Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya. 
Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha 
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya." 
Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya 
"main to aaya hi nahin tha." 

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