Banta Aur Haathi

Santa:-bantatum kyon ro rahe ho?
Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.
Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.
Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.

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