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When u r trying to luk at ur frnd....
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"EXAM HALL":

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Exam k liye har book parh li maine

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Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye....

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

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A week b4 xamv refer 2 foreign authors2 days b4 xamv refr 2 local authors on d day of xamv r d authors!"sirf headng bta de,baki me khud likh lunga" :) 

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great offer!
bring a chit on ur xam day scratch & show it 2 ur teacher & win free trip 2 pincipal's office & njoy 3 yrs vacation at home

Kash koi “exam result”

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai -

Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai - Soch samajh ke na ki padai jisne, usne jeevan bigaad liya, or man lagakar jisne ki padai Sala usne bhi kya ukhaad liya!!!

33 mrks ki kimat

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Raat ko kitab meri

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi..
Neend ka jhonkamera man moh gaya,Or ek raat fir ye GENIUS bina pade so gaya...

Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai...
kabhi sochte h Aj padenge,kbhi sochte h Kl padenge,fr sochte h jb papr honge tab padenge,N jb papr hote h 2 kehte h .Ab kya padenge.

all the best for exam sms

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

To my studious friend-

To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.

Todays Students Thinking

Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

Agar question paper tuff lage

Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.

Aye Sala Abhi Abhi,

Aye Sala Abhi Abhi, Hua Yakin,
Padai Merr Bas Ki Nahin.
Kitab Ko Me Nikal Gaya Padtwe-Padte Pigal Gaya,
Paper Me So Gaya, Rubaroooooooo

A Gud Frnd Is 1 Who

A Gud Frnd Is 1 Who Tells U 2 Study Well
But A Best Frnd Is 1 Who Stands Outside D Exam Room N Shouts
Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Or Phare Pehkun.

Saal Bhar Padhai

Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte
Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte
Ae University waloPass krna h to kro
Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte

wishing sms for exams

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

Tcher 2 Student:

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!