gujarati diwali wishes

Diva Ni Roshni 
Fatakdao No Awaj 
Suraj Na Kirano 
KhushiYo Ni Bauchhar 
Chandan Ni Khushbu 
Sathe Sauno Pyar 
Mubarak Tamne Diwali No Tahevar.

Ha kaheso

Ha kaheso to tamari dosti swikaris,
Na kaheso to mahenat karis,
Jyare pn tamara layak banis,
Tyare fari offer karis,
Pn heran to 100% tamne j kris.

Dr – 3 dat

Dr – 3 dat km tuti gya?
Bapu – wife e banaveli sukhdi khadi ti,
Dr – to na padi devay ne,
Bapu – to 32 e 32 pdi jat.

Ne ghar mati daru

Daru na lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi,


Ne ghar mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,


Peli feki bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,


Biji feki – tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,


Triji feki – tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,


Choti bhareli nikli,


Kahe tu side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nati.

2 lover park

2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,


Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,


Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?


Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.

Aje ame

Aje ame diva pr hath rakhi ne kasam khai chi,
Roj bhanisu,
Roj class bharisu,
Teacher ne galo nai daie,
Notes banavisu,
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Satyanash..!
Divo bujai gyo..!

Chokro chokri sms

Chokro chokri ne jova gyo,


Thodi vat chit pachi pela e puchyu,


Tamne English fave?


Chokri sarmai ne ha soda sathe hoy to fave.

Aa vakhte

Aa vakhte ganpati ma maja avse,
Wah Wah
Aa vakhte ganpati ma maja avse,
Wah Wah
ACP bolya daya DJ krvu pdse,
Visarjan ma apno MAAL avse.

Jivan

Jivan ma pragati krva mate hamesa,


Mahan vykti na pgle chalvu joie.


Tamare pragati krvi hoy to,


Hu savare – sanje chalva niklu 6u,


Jarur LABH leso.

Prem

Prem su 6 ???
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Kya ti khabr hoy ??
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Apne khali line marta avde.

Meg pr thati-gujarati sms

Meg pr thati vato nu nam chating 6,
Meg pr thati vato nu nam chating 6,
Sahid say to John :
Limit ma reje vini same na joto ema apnu seting 6.

Su tamne-gujarati sms

Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?


Nathi thai.


Kyarey nahi thai ?


Sorry ho.


Bhul thai gai.


Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.

Glass Undho-gujarati sms

Glass Undho karo to pani bahar Aavse,
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Hu Atyare FREE Chhu….
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MSG to Aava j Aavse…!!

gujarati sms- 3 inda

3 inda (eggs) niche pdya,
Pn ema thi 2 j futya,
km ?
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Thay kyarek evu,
Tame tension na lo,
Msg fwd kro..

Indian cinema gujarati sms,

Indian cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ?
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Nathi khabar???
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Shammi kapoor,
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Kmk ene sauti pela kidhu hatu…
YAHOO….

Bapu potanu-gujarati sms

Bapu potanu result joi ne,
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Wt ???
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hu fail ???
ne e pn English ma ??
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Unpossible…!!

Teacher –-gujarati sms

Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?
Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi.

Madam -gujarati sms

Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,

madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.

Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.

police – gujarati sms

police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????
thodu vicharya pa6i



To halo garba chalu karo

Dr- Tamari -gujarati sms

Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,
Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,
Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..
Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !