comedy jokes

sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!sharab pine se phele sab bolte hai CHEERS..!!.....AARE O PUSHPA..I HATE TEARS.

joks

Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wawa!Arz kiya hai-Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wah wah!Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa

Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho

Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho

Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai

Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota hai…

Mohabaat shayari

Asar ho raha h MOHABAAT ka aaj fir,
Aaj fir hm NAGME gun-gunane lage h,
Phle hm darte the MOHABAAT k khel se,
Aaj fir bazi lagane lage hai. 

Funny Shayari

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,

Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum

National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!

Funny Shayari in hindi

Rakh le 2-4 botal kafan mein,

Saath baith kar piya karenge,

Jab mange ga hisab gunahon ka,

Ek peg usse bhi de diya karenge

Funny Shayari l1

Kapde silvane ho to dhund lo dharjee 

wah wah
kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee
Nahi silvane ho to aapki marzi

top funny shayari

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

funny shayari on girl friend

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

funny shayri for boys

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

funny shayari on wife

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

funny shayari on nasha

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

funny shayari on jannat

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!