camera sms

studio me chote bache se: "Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega"
Bacha: Focus adjust kar.. gawaro wali baat mat kar,portrait mode use kariyo Macro ke saath high resolution me pic aani chaiye facebook pe lagani h warna paise nahi milenge saala 'kabutar nikalegaa'

short funny messages

"A boy's FACABOOK status:
I m online during class.
ha ha ha...
Comment from Teacher:
GET OUT Of the CLASS now....
Comment Liked By Principal.."

funny short funny messages

Update on Facebook

Boy asked God:
Why does she love a rose which dies in a day.
But doesnt love me who dies for her everyday?
God replied: Mast hai!
Facebook pe daal de!!

Life Is Like Facebook

Life Is Like Facebook…People
Will Like Ur Problems N
Comment
But No One Would Solve Them.
Because
Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own Status.

life sms l1

Life's like Facebook. People will like ur problems and comment, but no one will solve them bcus everyone else is too busy updating theirs.

Facebook Account Named "No One"

I Should Create A 
Facebook Account Named 
"No One".. 
Then 
I Can Like People's Status (^_^) 
And 
It Will Say 
"No One Likes This" =P =D

Facebook for Exam

Exam k liye har book parh li maine

Dost
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.
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Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye....

What Is FACEBOOK ?

What Is FACEBOOK ?
Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests . . . =P =D

160 character hindi sms

New type of"UPVAAS"Living One Day without 1. Facebook!!2. Mobile Phone!!3. Internet!! 4. Vehicle!!5. PC/Laptop!!Try this to get real peace of mind!

FACEBUK ADDICTION

FACEBUK ADDICTION;-)Dad writes on son's wall"son,how hv u been?ur mom & i m fineV miss u a loTPlz Trun off ur Pc & come down:-P

facebook founder -Mark Zuckerberg's Living Room.please see the photo largely and carefully notice the things.

Most common chat on facebook:

Most common chat onfacebook:

Boy: hey
(after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)

Girl: hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)

Boy: hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)

Girl: m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jese hospital me admit hu)

Boy: bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) 

Girl: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna) 

Definition of LIKE button on Facebook

Definition of LIKEbutton on Facebook

Girls believe that itwill cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their own status,

Whereas boys know thatits completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..

I hate Face-Book

ILove Facebook

But

IHate To Face My Books

WilliamNikhattu…:-P

facebook!!!!!!!!

Boy:
Will You Marry Me?

Girl:
Yes!

(BoyStarts Running…)

Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?

Boy:
I’m Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook =P

Girl's status on Face Book:-

Girl'sstatus on Face Book:-

"Iam so sad:("

(35 likes,198 comments)

Boy's status:

"I am going 2 committ sucide ;-(" 

(2 likes, n 1 comment) 

Dekh le yar. 

Ho sake to na kar 

Post It On FACEBOOK:-P

Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn’t Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?

Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK:-P

any think on facebook !

Earlier:
Neeki Kar, Dariya Main Daal…:)

But Now;
Kuch Bhi Kr, Facebook Par Daal..:P =D

update on fb

Faqer:
Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do

Baji:
Khana Abi Ni Pka

Faqeer:
Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun,
Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena

Thank to facebook

Dear Facebook,

Thank You For Killing
My Cell-Phone Battery
On A Daily Basis.

SincerelyEveryone. . . =P =D