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Funny Cricket SMS Messages Collections in Hindi & Englsih free text messages on cricket

Cricket is getting excited day by day

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

Cricket match Fun


Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

cricket jokes



In A Cricket Ground..

Security :

Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Funny jokes



Sidhu during his school days..

Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'

Young Sidhu : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How ?

Young Sidhu : Ladies first

Shayari on cricket



JeevanKeUtarChadav Ball Ki Inswing
 Aur Outswing Hai Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana
To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai

sms on Cricket


 Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

Cricket sms fun


 Back in the pavilion, the batsman was talking to a team mate.
'I can't understand it,' he said 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it,
but the umpire gave me out. His friend looked sympathetic.
'Sometimes they go by sound.'

Cricket Match


At the interval, everybody rushed to the bar,
where local publican had thoughtfully provided a case of light ale.
Unfortunately, the ale was off and halfway through the second innings,
everyone was so ill that they abandoned the match.

Cricket fun


Jones had taken his wife to a cricket match.
She sat through the first innings although plainly bored.
In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous
swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground.
'Thank goodness they got rid of

funny Cricket sms


Q. What did 10dulkar say after the India-Australia match ?
A. Shaken but not stirred ....
Q. What did 10dulkar say after the India-Pakistan match ?
A. Massacred but not killed....we're not worried.