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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
funny message of the day
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Santa:
MeneKal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone PeBaat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
UsneKyaKahaa..??
Santa:
UsneKaha WRONG NUMBER
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Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
funny message of the day
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Santa:
MeneKal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone PeBaat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
UsneKyaKahaa..??
Santa:
UsneKaha WRONG NUMBER
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Santa Banta sms
Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
